Day 23, Mar 22 Temp: -2C- -9C

Hellooooo People!! Its me once again! Hahhhhhh im soooo Happy because I managed to go ice skating today. (Anyway I realised that there's an ice skating rink just behind my apartment... All these while i had been cycling 3km to Lake Jyvasjarvi just to skate:( Anyway I had the ice skating rink to myself today so I made full use of it to learn how to ice skate:D

While skating, I had this terrible phobia to fall on the ice:....( This morning I went online to try to teach myself how to ice skate and I came across thsi website on Ice-skating injuries. It said, " We had create this site to remind all ice-skaters on the danger of ice skating". In there, it had gross pictures of bones jutting out of flesh, X-rays of people's broken legs and wrists, horrific gory bruises and cuts... Man it was like SAW VI!!! Anyway, taking advantage of this sunny beautiful weather, I made my way out onto the skating rink!

I tried really hard for a couple of minutes... then I realised, "Jordan you must fall down onto the ice then you won't be afraid of it... ARE YOU BARKING MAD ASSHOLE?!?! What if you fall... get back up and then HEY My left leg is shorter then my right one.. and then OHHHHH I Lost my LEFT FOOT and Left Shoe!" Hahahahahaha what a Joke! Anyway, that was exactly what I DID!

In the most unnatural way, I fell forward!! And I always think that my hands were made of sand paper so if I used them to break my fall, I wouldn't fall flat on my FACE!! Ohhhhh Boy I was sooooo Wrong! When I fell, I threw my hands forward onto the ice and then "ahhhhhhh my hands slided against the ice like some salami sausage and I fell on my chest!!! Well it didn't seem so bad did it?!?! hahha but that wasn't the worse part... the worse part came when I started sliding across the rink... "Wahhhhhhh... here I went from Point A to B!!!" My vision was spinning and I went FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK during my journey haha! Pardon my vulgarities... I was frightened!

But I SURVIVED and started to have GUTS!:D And I think ive become "better (Didn't fall accidently, became more stable)" this time round with those ice hockey skates... but faster practice some more if not all the ice will be melting soon:.....(

Anyway, after skating for 2.5 hours, I made my way back home. Im not sure if im lucky or what but today is officially "dog shit day for me!" Why? Cuz never in my "happening" life have I ever EVER seen two different dogs shitting in front of me!! It may seem normal to dog owners but certainly not me!! While taking a break on the rink... this starhub dog ran towards my direction until he was a couple of metres in front of me... Then he aimed his ass.... "I stared on with my mouth open don't ask me why"... and everything suddenly slowed down as I blinked my eye.... "Bbbbbllllliiiiiinnnnnnnkkkkkkk" Once I regained my vision, that long piece of biohotdog just flowed out of his ass.... It was gross so I took a snow ball and snowballed the dog, he was SO RUDE!! Hahahahaahahaha

The other one was a bulldog and it was just as gross... But I didn't snowballed it's ass as he was Mr BuLL dog... Mr starhub was more fun to bully hahahaha!

That was all that happened today!! Anyway, newspaper say to +5min to yout sunset and minus 5 min from sunrise, this means that night is getting shorter!!! And I have to gear myself up as from tonight onwards the temperature will plummet to -13 for a few days.... Ahhh good luck to me!!

Kovski

alone in the snow...5:34 PM